Friday, July 20, 2007

Can I Take Relpax And Vicodin?

God bless ...


.... And I come to seek, with the excuse of having to talk .... because I need your presence to better understand my asseeeenzaaaa ....
Sorry. Canta Battiato (cover of CSI), a beautiful song!
I do not have much to say, but I am going to return to Macon I wanted to make (or scrounge) for the last time the internet. I hurried all practices Erasmus: I talked to professors, sent mail, fax completed form mandate and unnecessary in Norther Ireland (5 €!). So I contacted Susan Crooks (Assistant to Area Manager of Housing Accommodation SHAC) that will undertake to find a property Search Google Maps 40/42 Mark Street, Portrush, BT56 8BU, and likely you will find my accommodation. It 's fun to write email in English. You have the knowledge to write a bunch of crap and yet there is a commitment to use conditional coordinates subordinate linguistic acrobatics to make themselves understood trying to simulate a knowledge that does not exist. The result is a statement of apology for my very bad clause in Inglese. However, God bless Susan Crooks. Meanwhile
the French boy who will occupy my room for next year is not found on the phone and I have given the advance (cazzo!!). It should be 'hopefully good.
Anything else?
(Meanwhile, I changed the soundtrack and listen to "Red House" by Jimi Hendrix played ........ Christ as man!)
Oh yeah ...
I just finished reading "Animal Factory" Bunker: 7 + for the history (after reading "Like a wild beast," always Bunker, I expect very good from Edward). 9.5 for the realism (and poignant) and 8 for the pace (slow start). However great new book when you consider that he wrote in prison when he did not know if or the writer would have continued to make the criminal! Too bad for the end.
I'm afraid to start reading "Butterfly Burning" Yvonne Vera (my brother is shit as he managed to order from a library after many holes in the water). I'm afraid because I want to sleep tonight and if I start reading that book I already know that you read it in one go (if it is written as the first who suggested that I read). I do not know in your area (from wherever you read) but there are 40 in Sassari and 30 degrees during the day until midnight (and there are data measured with a thermometer!).
Here! After speaking of the time I just finished the arguments (and also reached a level of baseness of which I am ashamed).
Okay 'see you in Macon ... hello

PS: In pictures: Portrush Town Hall on the corner of Mark Street.

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Funny Things To Write In A Guest Book

stupid arrogant jerks ... Shameless ...


Well, there's not much to say. I still can not do shit. Should I study English, but not going very expeditious with grammar. It 's true, they all tell me that I did not make the slightest difference that language is learned there, that no Erasmus begins to study before you leave and so on. Yes, but at least I do not feel like shit because I do nothing (and I plan to study other) by June 20. Pretending to study English, to prepare to leave I put my conscience!
Then I read things modern (Fladers Defoe's Moll) I read stories in English (Flannery O 'Connor) e. ....... I drink beer!
fact before yesterday there was the founding congress of the student circles (of Chapterhouse) "Mayakovsky", and Beer, lots of beer. Yesterday, after receiving a call of two unique individuals with a clear accent that asked me for the operation of the "waves strontium-erziane" (no kidding!), I called a character macomerese transplanted in Sassari. Men's double personality, like Batman's Joker, the subject is known to the masses as Roberto Loi (or Robyloi). I was saying ... calls me and tells me I'm going out for a beer you come, too.
So we spend an evening (along with a deeply in love Bombet) immersed in memories and in beer. Dinner at a restaurant and then greek (????) vision (with the inevitable projector) of "Team America" \u200b\u200bversion that is uncensored with scenes of coprophagy. And of course beer.
Meanwhile, to learn better English game "Football Manager 2007" in training the English Premier League Coleraine in Northern Ireland.
About Team America, there do I copy here the final speech, beautiful, pure poetry! Follow it carefully ....


"..... We are pricks. Reckless arrogant stupid cazzoni.E those of "Yankee Actors Guild" are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is a broke ass. The
pussies do not like dicks, because cock fuck if the pussy, but the cock is fucking ass also broken. I want to send in broken ass shit no matter what. The pussy even think to do what they like with bums broken, but the only thing that can fuck an ass and breaking 'a dick ..... with balls.
The problem is that sometimes cock fuck a bit too much or fuck when it is not the case and it takes a pussy to make him see, sometimes the pussy is so full of shit that they become broken ass too, because they are a pussy inches from butts broken. I do not know much about this crazy world, but certainly I know that if we disallow of these fuck ass broken, we will end up with cock and pussy slips sweet voice ....( here ).... all covered with shit! "


Anything else to add? No, there is everything in these few lines ...

PS: I'm angry, I get comments in tongues, spam comments. Who knows computer advice.